419eating themes

I've been reading through the 419eater.com archives trying to find inspiration.

With the two new spamscammers, "Anna" and "Svetlana", I am trying Rule #13 of scamming: insanely impatient followups. A few short hours after the last emails I sent, I sent the following message to both:

It has been a few hours and no response. Why are you not responding to me? I feel lonely.

Heh. How do them apples taste? It's a refreshing change from Barrister Mbube Akwane sending 20 emails a day begging for a response.

Update: to "Anna" I just sent the following message (less than 5 minutes after the above message):

I am worried did something happen to you?