Re: Funds Transfer/Change of ownership

I discombobulated the dear Scotsman so much with my request that he momentarily lapsed into Nigerian semi-literacy.

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From: Mr Frank From Royal Bank <royalbnk741@hotmail.co.uk>
Date: Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Subject: Funds Transfer/Change of ownership
To:xxxxx@xxxxxx.com

Thank you for your mail Mr Tom Delays,

In response to your request for my photograph and that of Mrs Hilary weston, Am sorry Its not official to provide you with such information's. My duty is to make sure the funds is safely transfered into your account. secondly, payment should be made before the bank can provide you with the online account, without the change of ownership the bank cannot  provide you with any account information, so you are advice to make payment for the change of ownership before we can commence transfer.

 

Payment cannot be made to Royal Bank of scotland directly, because, the Bank account is for transctions exceeding $1 Million USD. All payment less than $1 million USD should be sent to the Bank P.R.O, Mr Andrea Williams who is appointed to receive foreign payment from customer.

Furthermore, this transaction is between you and the transfer unit of Royal Bank, Mr Andrea Williams is just the bank P.R.O and its not officially connected to this transfer.

 

Thank you for your Co-operation,

Sincerely,

Mr Frank Moss

 

Head of Corporate Responsibility
The Royal Bank of Scotland Group
Business House F
Gogarburn
PO Box 1000
Edinburgh
EH12 1HQ
UK
Telephone:
+(44) 702 404 2655 

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