Glory Oneil

I ASEM'd her with a short message: "Going to WU right now. Sending MTCN when I get back."

She responded:

Good morning honey, i am glad to hear from you, please do inform me
immidiately you transfer the money, i hope very soon, i will meet you there
i love you.
Your love, Glory.

I of course had something unforeseen come up:

Your message makes the area between my legs feel tingly.

I'm working on it, my love. Something came up: my daughter announced
that she is now a lesbian, and made me watch hours upon hours of
lesbian pornography starring her in a lead role. I was quite
perturbed, and unable to go to Western Union during the duration of
this marathon.

Yours in hoping he will go blind,
Ramses Luther Smuckles

P.S. Send me a topless pic before I can scratch my eyes out and I may
decide to keep my sense of sight. This is urgent, the Elektra complex
is strong within her!

She replied:

Honey, i am sorry to hear that your daughter is now a lesbian, but it have nothing to do with the money you promised to send yesterday, please try to send the money today, sorry again i don't have another picture at the moments, i promise to send you one when i take a current picture.
I miss you, Glory