SENATOR ADEFEMI BABALOLA

Taking a cue from J.Dog, I ASEMed  ("accidentally" sent emailed) a few 419 scammers from the giant list 419baiters.com maintains with:

 God bless us, this time things seem to be looking up

My brother in the Lord Who Looks After All Things Both Great And Small And Even Smelly, Western Union has accepted the transaction!

Who do I send the mtcn to again?

Most of the addresses (fortunately) were already disabled or otherwise throwing back mail daemon errors.

Senator Adefemi BABALOLA, however, could not resist the lure of catching a mugu mid-scam. "You are a gullible moron? It's a shame some one else was trying to take your sweet money..." He would have chuckled to himself if Nigerians were capable of emotional expression. He responded:

Please find below the Western Union Payment Information for you to make payment with:
  Western Union Payment Information:

Cashier's Name: ALMART OLSEN
Location: LAGOS NIGERIA
Text Question: IN GOD WE
Text Answer: TRUST

As soon as this payment is made, get back to me with the Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN) along with Sender's Name.

 

Thanks for your understanding, We are glad to be of service to you.

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Nice touch, that Asshole Legalese fine print on the bottom. It gives me an authentic shudder of pure hatred which I am sure in a little old lady would translate to gullible idiocy and religious terror.

The game is afoot!